Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Loulou
  • Heat
  • Portrait of Jennie

Recent activity

  • When You Finish Saving the World


  • As Far as I Can Walk


  • Niagara


  • From Here to Eternity


Recent reviews

  • Niagara



    Such a vicious film! Cotten relentlessly cucked by a fatally sexy Monroe, and a hapless couple caught in the middle of their psychosexual games. The Technicolor makes the noir aesthetic incredibly creepy — those moments in the dark are genuinely unsettling.

  • Separate Tables

    Separate Tables


    This film has many great things in it: Rita Hayworth, Wendy Hiller, Rod Taylor as a young man kept away from his studies by his horny girlfriend — but like its theme song, it is extremely corny and dated. Deborah Kerr’s performance as a tragic spinster is nothing short of unforgivable, bless her.

Popular reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    Soporific, monotonous, embarrassing. Similar in some ways to Nolan’s films but with *all* edges smoothed out. Never daring to go in any particular direction or just make a decision, it ends up being a big, murky, vague nothing. No personality. No impact. It also has one of the worst shot and edited car chases I've seen in a long time.

  • The Way We Were

    The Way We Were


    This is a horror movie.