emily 🖤

24, she/her

I'm a cinephile which means I jerk off to movies.

Favorite films

  • Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure
  • Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story
  • Maurice
  • Not I

Recent activity

  • Sunset Boulevard


  • Bimbo's Initiation

  • The Secret Life of Plants

  • Not I


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Slums of Beverly Hills

    Slums of Beverly Hills


    Birth Year Challenge - #2

    Yeah this one is... dated.

    There’s a lot of incest and rape in this that’s passed off as “oh haha we’re a quirky family it’s fine :)” ... Like I can relate to a lot of the coming of age aspects. And using film to address dark subject matters is great, I’m all for that. The messaging is just absurd and shallow. The victim blaming bathroom scene was INSANE.

    “Family is the most important thing, even if my dad Ivanka Trump’s me and molests my cousin” is... a bad message! That’s it, bye!

  • The Future

    The Future


    edit: my original review was really long and loving but i got embarassed by all the hate and deleted it... but that’s dumb. this movie is beautiful. it has scenes in it i’ll never forget. why do people hate creative and playful experimental films. why do y’all hate fearless women!

    ask yourself this: why charlie kaufman and not miranda july? why is the i heart huckabee’s guy still working and winning oscars? why didn’t Lady Bird win anything? why do people fucking hate women and eveything they do. why why why.