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eely πŸŽ„ Patron

β€œI never can think of the right thing to say β€˜til everybody’s gone home.”

Favorite films

  • Carol
  • The Thin Man
  • Little Women
  • Morvern Callar

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  • Home Alone

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  • Bull Durham

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  • The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones

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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • The Unbelievable Truth

    The Unbelievable Truth

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    you’ll read the play I’m in where I play the flirt and I’ll sleep with your crescent wrench every single night and we’ll live happily ever after until the bombs drop πŸ’£

  • The Way We Were

    The Way We Were

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    I am drinking dubonnet. the music is twinkly. there’s a war on. the president is still alive and everyone is dancing. robert redford is in uniform and is immaculate and he’s asleep at the bar. I am about to take him home. we will yell at each other about communism incessantly for the next five years. life is good.

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  • Home Alone

    Home Alone

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    my sister: is his brother’s name buzz?
    me: yes
    my sister: oh
    me: what do you think buzz is short for?
    my sister: buzzard

  • Bull Durham

    Bull Durham

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    baseball < susan sarandon wearing nothing but kevin costner’s jacket and kevin costner wearing nothing but susan sarandon’s satin floral robe and they are feeding each other post-coital wheaties

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