βI never can think of the right thing to say βtil everybodyβs gone home.β
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The Unbelievable Truth 1989
youβll read the play Iβm in where I play the flirt and Iβll sleep with your crescent wrench every single night and weβll live happily ever after until the bombs drop π£
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The Way We Were 1973
I am drinking dubonnet. the music is twinkly. thereβs a war on. the president is still alive and everyone is dancing. robert redford is in uniform and is immaculate and heβs asleep at the bar. I am about to take him home. we will yell at each other about communism incessantly for the next five years. life is good.
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Home Alone 1990
my sister: is his brotherβs name buzz?
me: yes
my sister: oh
me: what do you think buzz is short for?
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Bull Durham 1988
baseball < susan sarandon wearing nothing but kevin costnerβs jacket and kevin costner wearing nothing but susan sarandonβs satin floral robe and they are feeding each other post-coital wheaties
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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The Princess Bride 1987
buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!