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The Unbelievable Truth 1989

★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jul 2022

you’ll read the play I’m in where I play the flirt and I’ll sleep with your crescent wrench every single night and we’ll live happily ever after until the bombs drop 💣
The Way We Were 1973

★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jan 2022

I am drinking dubonnet. the music is twinkly. there’s a war on. the president is still alive and everyone is dancing. robert redford is in uniform and is immaculate and he’s asleep at the bar. I am about to take him home. we will yell at each other about communism incessantly for the next five years. life is good.

Home Alone 1990

★★★½ Rewatched 29 Nov 2023

my sister: is his brother’s name buzz?
me: yes
my sister: oh
me: what do you think buzz is short for?
my sister: buzzard
Bull Durham 1988

★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

baseball < susan sarandon wearing nothing but kevin costner’s jacket and kevin costner wearing nothing but susan sarandon’s satin floral robe and they are feeding each other post-coital wheaties

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

★★★★½ Rewatched 31 Jan 2018 20

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

ok but the real reason frodo fucks off to valinor is because sam married rosie instead of him and that’s the tea
The Princess Bride 1987

★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Jul 2020 12

buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!