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  • Mulholland Drive
  • Mirror
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Seven Samurai

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  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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  • Basic Instinct

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  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

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  • Saw IV

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  • Extraction

    Extraction

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    By far my favorite part is when Chris Hemsworth beats the living shit out of a bunch of kids

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

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    Just please cast John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in the mcu reboot.

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  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

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    *immediately asks google what the fuck between ari aster and his parents*

  • Tango & Cash

    Tango & Cash

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    The fact that the director of this movie wrote both Andrei Rublev and Ivan's Childhood is absolutely mind-blowing to me.

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  • An Easy Girl

    An Easy Girl

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    For a movie that wants to seem deep, it actually comes off as incredibly shallow.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

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    Loved it!

    As far as MCU origin stories go, Captain Marvel was great.
    I just kinda feel like her story comes a little late, in terms of what the movie represents, as well as the whole MCU chronology.

    The 90's nostalgia shines, right from the moment where we see the Blockbuster sign.

    Brie Larson was awesome, and gave a heartfelt performance. Samuel L. Jackson is always great, and the de-aging technology (used on both Clark Gregg and him) is incredible.…