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Blue Hawaii 1961
pov ur home after fighting one of the most gruesome wars ever and then u gotta watch spray tan elvis dance around in shorts w three inch inseams
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RRR 2022
Previous Review: Barravento
The Nautu Nautu dance battle sequence is genuinely one of the best scenes in the history of cinema. Never have I ever wanted to bust a move more than when I see these guys do some macabre lawnmowers and some real ass Chaplin-shit. This is what TikTok wishes it could be.
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All the President's Men 1976
Funny how Watergate seems tame now when compared to the shit that goes on in Washington today.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
i want everyone to know that a red ant bit me while watching this and it hurt so fucking bad
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
Previous Review: Faces Places
I’ve grown an admiration for dumb blockbusters that throw everything at the wall and manage to make some of it stick. Lots of cool ideas and imagery that I wasn’t expecting a Marvel film to attempt. Now, as for whether I respect Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness… uh, well, I admire its trying.
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The Butterfly Murders 1979
Previous Review: Kiss me, Stupid
Tsui Hark's first feature transforms the often repetitive wuxia genre into a refreshing noir film, while using effective costuming, scripting, and pacing to keep characters and its relatively confusing plot manageable and gripping. It's not like anything else I've seen in the genre and it makes me appreciate how defined Hark's understanding of film is. Guy's a visionary, but maybe a little too into leather.
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Kajillionaire 2020
Previous Review: The Butterfly Murders
Some of those magnetic, beautiful scenes, intricately foreshadowed and entirely well-paced, that make you want to stare into space for a long time.
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