Dylan Gorzen

A Canadian who enjoys movies and loves talking about them.

Sometimes making jokes or discussing my honest thoughts on a certain movie.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day
  • Fight Club

Recent activity

  • Fantasy Football

  • Cocaine Bear


  • The Whale


  • Creed


Recent reviews

  • Fantasy Football

    Fantasy Football

    Brought to you by Madden NFL only for Xbox

    Every Nickelodeon Movie Ranked

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    For a movie that's based on a true story turned into a goofy comedy about a bear doing cocaine and has character actress Margo Martindale, this left me quite underwhelmed.

    Also, they played Orange Cassidy's theme in the opening [Jefferson Starship]

Popular reviews

  • Mulan



    Dishonour on this whole $30 nonsense and this remake. Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow! Dishonour!

  • Monsters, Inc.

    Monsters, Inc.


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade pal".

    I smell a plot hole...