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Favorite films

  • The Wicker Man
  • Evil Dead II

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  • Pan's Labyrinth

    ★★★★½

  • Crimson Peak

    ★★★★

  • Monster House

    ★★★

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★

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  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth

    ★★★★½

    When I first saw the faun I thought it was gonna be light-hearted fun! Haha the little girl gets trapped in a labyrinth! What Zany adventures will she get up too! :)

    I was so wrong.

    So so wrong.

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak

    ★★★★

    Yeah the story was a bit strange but oh my god whoever designed the ghosts and sets needs their ass eaten fr

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  • Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    Resident Evil: Apocalypse

    ★★½

    It seems in all incarnations Nemesis remains rawable

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

    I like to think this is what really happened to Edward before Carlisle found him. He got to horny for a Freud looking man and then died a horrible, Mythical death for it.

    Really this film is Just two guys in a phallic shaped house masturbating over mussy (mermaid pussy) while the homo-erotic vibes they have for each other are off the charts. #Lovewins