• Film twitter scares the fuck out of me
• The type of person to give a four star review because the film was “fun”
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Remembering reading this in the mailroom and thinking James Wan gonna produce and direct this? Like okay what does the writer got on him bc the story is no offense RIDICULOUS on paper haha
Someone explain the electric magnetizing power, the phone call occurrence, the fact that Gabriel was shot but regenerated when it switched to Emily, the super strength!?
It was definitely enjoyable, so I’ll give it that but wow was it silly towards the end lol
Yooo jaw dropped the whole time. Typing this review while waiting for the end credits to roll by. Like dude, the martial arts/action was A+, Awkwafina, the fact that Shang-Chi and I are the same age (totally think I should workout more now lol) and GIANT BEAST FIGHT.
Recipe for 5 star rating, EASY!
*UPDATE* just found out Shang is 26 bc it’s 2023, so I have 2 years to get a job in valet and get beefy like him 🥴 🤜 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍 💍
Holy sweet mother of God. At every point of this movie, I thought the screen was going to zoom out to a third-person RPG and give me a game controller. Wish I had seen this before I made my top 2010s list in December bc it ranks HIGH. I have so many questions about the tracking/one shots it pulled off. And I can vouch that it did deserve its glory at the golden globes