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  • Mentally Apart

    Mentally Apart


    Every pretentious film school trope on full display as it wants to be Polanski's Repulsion but themed around a couple's relationship, but honestly just feels like we're watching assholes sit around during the pandemic lockdown. Seemingly never ending.

  • The Wrong Teacher

    The Wrong Teacher


    One of the few times in this long series you can say hits "steamy" moments, something that seems like should be a requirement for its audience. Of course, it's offset by the film's literal boy-toy looks and acts like an incel Steven Crowder.

    But goddamn is Eric Roberts's plumage magnificent in this.

    F’n Ranked: 2021 – The Year of DeCoteau!

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    Fuck you guys. It's fun.

  • Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss


    For the most part, it's another one of those comedies filled with people that make you go "Oh, them! I love them" and whose humor screams "LOOK HOW FUCKING QUIRKY WE ARE!" that tends to start to stall out two/thirds into it, but it earns an extra half-star due to Sam Huntington's unedited single-take delivery of the backstory behind their need to move from Ohio to LA while laying in a bathtub and talking to an animated bird which had me fucking dying of laughter.