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  • Mentally Apart

    Mentally Apart

    ★½

    Every pretentious film school trope on full display as it wants to be Polanski's Repulsion but themed around a couple's relationship, but honestly just feels like we're watching assholes sit around during the pandemic lockdown. Seemingly never ending.

  • The Wrong Teacher

    The Wrong Teacher

    ★★★

    One of the few times in this long series you can say hits "steamy" moments, something that seems like should be a requirement for its audience. Of course, it's offset by the film's literal boy-toy looks and acts like an incel Steven Crowder.

    But goddamn is Eric Roberts's plumage magnificent in this.

    F’n Ranked: 2021 – The Year of DeCoteau!

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    Fuck you guys. It's fun.

  • Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    ★★★½

    For the most part, it's another one of those comedies filled with people that make you go "Oh, them! I love them" and whose humor screams "LOOK HOW FUCKING QUIRKY WE ARE!" that tends to start to stall out two/thirds into it, but it earns an extra half-star due to Sam Huntington's unedited single-take delivery of the backstory behind their need to move from Ohio to LA while laying in a bathtub and talking to an animated bird which had me fucking dying of laughter.