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  • Suspiria
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Titus
  • The Return of the Living Dead

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  • Kaithi

    ★★★★½

  • Las Vegas Girls

  • My Sinful Life

  • Lustful Feelings

    ★★★

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  • Kaithi

    Kaithi

    ★★★★½

    There was a period where action films rivaled my love of horror films, until the studios mostly conflated the genre with overblown tentpole special effects franchises and made it rare to catch something worth half a shit anymore, with notable exceptions such as John Wick. But I'll be damned if other countries aren't sticking tried and true to the genre and just fucking nailing it. Between the likes of India and Hong Kong alone, there's still plenty out there to…

  • Las Vegas Girls

    Las Vegas Girls

    Goddamn Tobalina. So preposterously pointless that the plot is completely resolved without an ounce of conflict thirty minutes before the film ends. But what do you expect from a film that misspells "galaxy" in its opening credits? Only worth half-watching for the exterior shots of vintage Vegas.

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  • Reindeer Games

    Reindeer Games

    Fuck you guys. It's fun.

  • Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss

    ★★★½

    For the most part, it's another one of those comedies filled with people that make you go "Oh, them! I love them" and whose humor screams "LOOK HOW FUCKING QUIRKY WE ARE!" that tends to start to stall out two/thirds into it, but it earns an extra half-star due to Sam Huntington's unedited single-take delivery of the backstory behind their need to move from Ohio to LA while laying in a bathtub and talking to an animated bird which had me fucking dying of laughter.