The Northman

The Northman ★★★★

Kind of needed this to be bloodier, more esoteric, and smaller in scale (so tired of videogame-cutscene-ass lookin' CG in my movies) than it wound up being; and coulda used a smidge less zerking and a lot more seidr freak-outs. Still hugely enjoyable, though. Made me want to throw some Bathory records into a playlist and play some grimdark Viking Age D&D like, right now.

Had this come out when I was 16 it would have been my favorite movie for a good few years.

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