Settlers in colonial New England, William, his wife, and their five kids are Puritans who are banished from their community some time in the 1600s. They take refuge at the outskirts of town on a small farm. Misfortune follows them as their crops rot and their youngest son, a newborn baby, is abducted. Some say there's a witch in the woods beyond the farm and the family have found themselves targets of her wrath.
The Witch serves as the feature…
"This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"
I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on at night time and all day Sunday. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Films like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. Classics in their own right but my nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued…
Keys to the City is a thirty-two minute long documentary filmed by The New Yorker magazine that follows Matthew Ballard, a retiring Brooklyn based locksmith as he trains the new guy George to take his spot. The business is All Brooklyn Locksmith based in Flatbush, Brooklyn, New York City. The cast of people is a real who's who of old school New York from Tony the manager / dispatcher to Matthew the forty-plus year veteran on the job to George,…
Emperor Ming the Merciless, an extraterrestrial warlord has set his sights on the planet Earth, toying with it by causing natural disasters. One man stands in his way. New York Jets quarterback Gregory "Flash" Gordon. A man who was tricked by a mad scientist to board a rocket ship which leads him on a quest bring the fight to Ming and save the planet.
If that intro theme performed by superstar band Queen doesn't get you in the mood to…
"Don't run...if you run he'll never stop haunting you..."
The Letterboxd blurb for this film is pretty terrible. Let me give it a shot...
A group of young social media influencers have grown tired of city life so they pooled their money together and purchased the main street of a ghost town called Harlow, Texas. When they enter the orphanage they find out that this one building just may not be theirs. A misunderstanding leads to an untimely death. A…
31 DAYS OF HORROR 2022 - Film 35
Tess arrives at her AIR BNB in a rundown suburb of Detroit. It's the only livable house in the area. When the lockbox doesn't have a key inside, she rings the bell and meets Keith. They have been double booked to the same house, and there are no local hotel rooms available so they agree to share the house and complain to the agency later. Thus begins Tess's decent into terror.
Barbarian…
