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  • Twin Peaks
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Green Mile
  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

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  • Pod

    ★★★

  • The Lobster

    ★★★½

  • Grease

    ★★★½

  • Psychopaths

    ★★★

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    Settlers in colonial New England, William, his wife, and their five kids are Puritans who are banished from their community some time in the 1600s. They take refuge at the outskirts of town on a small farm. Misfortune follows them as their crops rot and their youngest son, a newborn baby, is abducted. Some say there's a witch in the woods beyond the farm and the family have found themselves targets of her wrath.

    The Witch serves as the feature…

  • *batteries not included

    *batteries not included

    ★★★★★

    "This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"

    I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on at night time and all day Sunday. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Films like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. Classics in their own right but my nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued…

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  • Pod

    Pod

    ★★★

    Lyla is a young woman spiraling out of control.. Ed is her brother, a straight laced man with a family, so when he shows up on in her apartment something must be wrong. He received a message from their brother Martin, a veteran, that caused him to be so concerned that he came to recruit her to help him to stage an intervention and save their brother from himself. They take the long trip to their family's lake house where…

  • The Lobster

    The Lobster

    ★★★½

    "Don't cry. Crying will make your eyes hurt more."

    David is an average man living in a dystopian future. A world where being single is frowned upon and hence limited by time. Single individuals are sent to hotel facilities where they have forty-five days to find a partner or be turned into an animal of their choice. Most pick options like cats and dogs so many other common animals are left on the brink of extinction. David was left by…

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  • Orphan

    Orphan

    ★★★★

    "She was going to tell on me, so I had to kill her. You're not going to tell on me, are you?"

    After suffering through a tragic stillbirth, Kate and John Coleman decide that adoption may be the best way to grow their family. They adopt a young Russian girl named Esther, a talented artist with a pleasant demeanor. As time goes on the family notices that Esther has some strange quirks that result in people being misled or getting…

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★★½

    "Don't run...if you run he'll never stop haunting you..."

    The Letterboxd blurb for this film is pretty terrible. Let me give it a shot...

    A group of young influencers have grown tired of city life so they pooled their money together and purchased the main street of a ghost town called Harlow, Texas. When they enter the orphanage they find out that this one building just may not be theirs. A misunderstanding leads to an untimely death. A death that…