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  • Twin Peaks
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Gangs of New York
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  • The Elephant Man

    ★★★★

  • A Classic Horror Story

    ★★★

  • Short Circuit 2

    ★★★½

  • Short Circuit

    ★★★½

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  • *batteries not included

    *batteries not included

    ★★★★★

    "This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"

    I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Movies like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. My nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued it at the time in the late 80's. Buildings in NYC were abandoned…

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  • The Elephant Man

    The Elephant Man

    ★★★★

    "People are frightened by what they do not understand." - John Merrick

    Dr. Treves visits a local freak show and witnesses it being shut down by the police because it's main attraction The Elephant Man is "too grotesque" to be displayed in the town. Treves becomes infatuated with this disfigured person. A man named John Merrick. After being called to attend to John after a beating he received from Bytes, the proprietor of the freak show, Treves takes him away…

  • A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    ★★★

    This is not a forest.

    Elise is taking a trip to spend time with her parents. She uses an app for carpool traveling and ends up in a RV with a couple going to a wedding, a doctor visiting his family, and a travel blogger. During their first night of driving they get into an accident, smashing into a tree resulting in them all getting knocked out. When they awake the road is gone and the crashed RV is in…

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  • Fear Street: 1666

    Fear Street: 1666

    ★★½

    After reuniting the hand of the witch Sara Fier with the rest of the corpse, Deena is overcome by a vision that explains the history of the evil in Shadyside. In this vision it's the year 1666, a time when the towns of Shadyside and Sunnyvale were once one combined town called Union. She views the situation through the eyes of Sara Fier herself. The town is plagued by a series of misfortunes that conclude with the pastor going mad…

  • Short Circuit

    Short Circuit

    ★★★½

    "Number 5...is alive!"

    "This little fart of a robot is beginning to give me the red ass!" - Whatever that means.

    S.A.I.N.T. Number 5 is a weapon made for military use. A robot that's recharging via a generator when lightning strikes the equipment and he's "born." He wakes up and is convinced he is alive, so he escapes the facility with the company who created his series Nova Robotics in pursuit. Heading that chase is his designer, Newton Crosby and…