Favorite films

  • Out of the Blue
  • Come Back to the 5 & Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean
  • Natural Born Killers
  • The Neon Bible

Recent activity

  • Drive-Away Dolls


  • All of Us Strangers


  • The Iron Claw


  • A History of Violence


Recent reviews

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls


    Natural Born Killers in style, but replace the bludgeoning with cunnilingus

    An incidental skewering of the Clinton era early assimilationist lesbian—dykes who wage war and fuck eachother with the cocks of Republican senators who stare them down off the highway, who reappropriate language of other's fears of a violent evangelical archetype of the south to suit their own anxieties, who sign up for the rainbow Visa because money talks, yet jump to leave the southern aesthetics and reclamation behind for…

  • Resident Evil: Death Island

    Resident Evil: Death Island


    I know this is a Resident Evil CGI movie, and therefore will intrinsically suck. However, HIRE SOME WRITERS WHO PLAYED YOUR GAMES WITH ANY LEVEL OF ATTENTION

    here are some things that pissed me off as someone who is months into a hyperfixation on this franchise now:

    - the CGI movie model for Claire has this pointy anime waifu look to her...even if you're not gonna use a remake game model like you did with Jill because of continuity/aging, Revelations…

Popular reviews

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines


    For those of you saying this wasn't clearly gay enough:
    - Columbia logo literally shoots rainbows
    - what appears to be a parody of a Subaru
    - daddy issues
    - car lands in the dashcon ballpit
    - Le Tigre song
    - Y tu mama tambien parody dvd
    - Portrait of a Lady on Fire themed short film
    - "my parents haven't figured me out yet"
    - performative femininity/cowboy/ska phases
    - asks a girl to prom
    - pride pin
    - voiced…

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive


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