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  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Labyrinth
  • The Wicker Man

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  • My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★

  • Hostel

    ★★★

  • McHale's Navy

    ★★★

  • Enchanted

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  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    ★★★★

    breigha and i met due to a series of increasingly niche references that culminated into one very lucky twitter notification. nearly 2 years and about a billion movies later, i found myself the furthest from home i had ever been in my life.

    in the deep south. voluntarily.

    go figure.

    how do you even begin to sum up a friendship that might as well be as old as time? i'll tell you how. with wise words from the wonderful paul…

  • The Wicker Man

    The Wicker Man

    ★★★★★

    i was INITIALLY going to focus this review on talking about the dynamic lord summerisle and sergeant howie have going on, but who am i kidding. even THAT was gonna make this one MUCH too long. that topic ALONE brings to mind about 20 different aspects of their relationship that make me feel like i am in AGONY.

    and so, to keep it as brief as i possibly can (although i'm not exactly known for my brevity), i decided to…

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  • Hostel

    Hostel

    ★★★

    i couldn't remember if this was the movie that used sneaker pimps' cover of willow's song how do, until it came on and i choked on my applesauce. sound of the summer! (the song, i mean, not the sound of me choking).

    this movie is seriously not that bad. i mean, i watched it with my good pal breigha and we cracked jokes the whole time, so maybe i had a little extra help enjoying myself. but. i genuinely don't…

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

    literally one of the bestest movies in the whole entire world. it's actually shocking that i've only seen this three times, but it's also like, if there ever comes a time that i get so used to the ending of this film that i don't tear up and stop breathing for a moment, i'm gonna rip my hair out, you know?

    the weather's been sooooo gross, and i have the worst headache from my wisdom tooth removal on tuesday, AND…

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  • Crazed Fruit

    Crazed Fruit

    ★★★½

    well, i've already forgotten what all the commentary was supposed to be. i don't think i even figured out what the POINT was, at least not on my own. surely it was trying to say SOMETHING? i just don't know if it was like "WOMEN, amirite?" or "POST-WAR SOCIOPOLITICAL LANDSCAPES, amirite?" or like, "SUCKIN' AND FUCKIN', amirite?"

    ..okay, i don't think fundamental new wave classic crazed fruit (1956) was commenting on "suckin' and fuckin'" in so many words, but. you…

  • Shock Treatment

    Shock Treatment

    ★★★★

    shock treatment is so WEIRD. i mean, we know that. duh. but IT IS!!!

    like, the first time i ever watched it, it completely ruined my day. i have NEVER felt the way i did after i watched shock treatment for the first time on a SUNDAY MORNING. an absolutely dreadful experience.

    but then, this is my tenth time watching it? and i own it on blu ray? and dvd?? and i have the soundtrack on vinyl??? and i know…