Old ★★★★

Studio mid-budget body horror movie with a high-concept so golden it’s already a meme, flamboyantly shot on 35mm with a totally game cast 100% committed to lending their outsized stereotypes gravitas. It’s got a rapper named Mid-Size Sedan! It’s got jokes about The Missouri Breaks! It’s got some of the gnarliest shit you’ll ever see in a PG-13 movie! It’s got a heart! I had a great time at the movies with M. Night Shyamalan, what more could I possibly want?

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