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Favorite films

  • Five Nights at Freddy's
  • The Smurfs
  • The Smurfs 2
  • Morbius

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★

  • Madame Web

    ½

  • Trolls

    ★½

  • Turbo

    ★½

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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Morbius except without half of the memorably laughable moments and absolutely nothing about it is gonna stick with me the moment I post this review and also they show 3 teens exposing themselves at one point and its idiocy is far less interesting to watch. I didn't find Argylle very funny but I swear to god that spiritually feels closer to Morbius in terms of laughable awfulness then this, idek man anymore I'm just done. The funniest part is that this still isn't the worst film this year so far.

  • Trolls

    Trolls

    ★½

    My mom got back access to Netflix so figured I would rewatch some films I've seen when I was younger that happen to be on there. I guess I kinda like the pot scene and it's not completely intolerable but the message is honestly so genuinely toxic and the humor is aggravating as hell that I can't be bothered to care. The Smurfs movies are far more epic fr.

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