• Wild Hogs

    Wild Hogs

    cops tazing wild hogs ultimate compilation

  • Close-Up

    Close-Up

    2023 is the year our friends are all "FAKE," but movies and Tv shows never felt more "REAL"...

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    slow motion film of my ass deflating into a wrinkled mess, my screams can be heard in the backgrond, awful & beast-like due to altered pitch

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    not all guys who drive tiny cars are clowns. End the lie

  • Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    Hellboy II: The Golden Army

    james bond: ill fire 1 round and suck your Dick before you hit the floor. ill kick the floors dick off and fuck its ass

    hellboy 2: Game on

  • The Mother and the Whore

    The Mother and the Whore

    with these cash back rewards i can fulfill my long standing dream of taking 2 women to red lobster at the same time

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    1 hour into the barby movie i stood up, said WAIT A MINUTE-THIS SHIT IS FOR 3 YEAR OLD GIRLS! dove across several aisles & dislocated my rib

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    oppenheimer is more woke than Gay sex. they dont clean popcorn machines at the theaters so theres bugs in there. All movies are for Children

  • True Lies

    True Lies

    if a terrorist tried to get me. i'd just say like, "gods fake dude" then punch the gun out of his hand while hes contemplating the hereafter

  • Oldboy

    Oldboy

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i just cracked into aCiDnEt and got my grubby mitts on BigCasper's [No_Incest] edit of the spike lee oldboy remake and im sippin #DraftBeer

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    speaking of war crimes, some say the white flag of surrender was inspired by a piece of toilet paper dangling pitifully from my ass

  • Gotti

    Gotti

    computer please generate 7 more godfather movies for $0 and make them all really good