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  • Poltergeist
  • Paprika
  • Total Recall
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★½

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★½

  • Made You Look: A True Story About Fake Art

    ★★★

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

    It's a relief that I don't have to keep attempting to write my own bizarre, heartwarming, multiversal action comedies anymore because I won't do it better than this.

  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    The Mitchells vs. The Machines

    ★★★★½

    Crafted with frightening efficiency to make you laugh and cry with maximum intensity and volume.

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  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    I actually went to high school with Shai-Hulud and he was NOT that big irl. The stuff about eating people that didn't walk across the sand right was true though.

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★½

    Come for the lovingly crafted genre pastiche, leave because of that thing where two characters shoot different colored lasers, and then the lasers hit each other and then stop in the middle, and it's kind of like arm wrestling, but with a big glowing meter bar going back and forth between two people wincing really hard.