Daniel has written 1 review for films rated ½ .

  • Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    I had to see what all the fuss was about. Uh, turns out it’s an unmitigated disaster in every way. There’s no story or plot... at all. It’s as if it was made up on the spot. I was befuddled by the fact nothing of note was ever happening. I don’t know what Kenneth Branagh was doing because everything about it is truly embarrassing. There’s no flow, pace, rhythm or anything to grasp on a directorial level. It’s worse than…