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  • Captain Phillips
  • The Social Network
  • Scream
  • The Thing

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  • Doctor Sleep


  • Scream


  • Prom Night


  • The Exorcist


Pinned reviews

  • Strays



    this is the worst thing to happen to dogs since cats

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Anyone who asks for a Pepsi and then gets upset when the waitress responds “is Coke ok?” should be put on some sort of watchlist.

    Best part was when a mom and her young child came into the theater and asked “is this The Little Mermaid?” mere moments after Jennifer Lawrence had beaten up a bunch of minors while nude

Recent reviews

  • Doctor Sleep

    Doctor Sleep


    Lowkey more of a superhero origin story than a horror film (complimentary).

    The sequence where Ewan talks to the old man about impending death is the scariest scene of the whole film.

  • Scream



    so many sweaters and murders, call this Knives (literally) Out

    I had to gaslight myself into not watching this all year so that it would hit even harder come spooky season 🔪

    Scream films, ranked

Popular reviews

  • I Wanna Dance with Somebody

    I Wanna Dance with Somebody


    them putting “from the writer of Bohemian Rhapsody” in the trailer as if that’s some sort of flex or glowing endorsement

  • Something Borrowed

    Something Borrowed


    Not a single character in the film does the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

    That being said, John Krasinski gives a genuinely good and charming performance? Like way better than anything a film like this deserves? Extra half a star.