Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Strays 2023

  ★★ Watched 16 Aug 2023

  this is the worst thing to happen to dogs since cats

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  No Hard Feelings 2023

  ★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2023 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Anyone who asks for a Pepsi and then gets upset when the waitress responds “is Coke ok?” should be put on some sort of watchlist.

  Best part was when a mom and her young child came into the theater and asked “is this The Little Mermaid?” mere moments after Jennifer Lawrence had beaten up a bunch of minors while nude

Recent reviews

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  Doctor Sleep 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Oct 2023

  Lowkey more of a superhero origin story than a horror film (complimentary).

  The sequence where Ewan talks to the old man about impending death is the scariest scene of the whole film.

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Oct 2023

  so many sweaters and murders, call this Knives (literally) Out

  I had to gaslight myself into not watching this all year so that it would hit even harder come spooky season 🔪

  Scream films, ranked

Popular reviews

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  I Wanna Dance with Somebody 2022

  ★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2022 10

  them putting “from the writer of Bohemian Rhapsody” in the trailer as if that’s some sort of flex or glowing endorsement

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  Something Borrowed 2011

  ★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2021 3

  Not a single character in the film does the right thing, or the decent thing, or even the comprehensible thing.

  That being said, John Krasinski gives a genuinely good and charming performance? Like way better than anything a film like this deserves? Extra half a star.