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  • Apocalypse Now
  • Come and See
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

  • The Power of the Dog

    ★★★½

  • The Death of Stalin

    ★★★★½

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★½

    Holy fuck, how is this so well liked? I want someone to provide me with one real redeeming quality this movie has. I am convinced there are none, other than the fact Sigourney Weaver is in it (which is why this isn’t one star,) like this is a horrible movie.

    I cringed every time one of the characters opened their mouth. I cringed at the terrible shot action scenes where you can’t see shit because the camerawork is so bad…

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's really rare when I see two five star movies in a row.

    The Grand Budapest Hotel is simply fantastic, with an amazing story, score, cinematography, and setting.

    The basic story of TGBH is very simple, a lobby boy gets hired by a fastidious concierge sex addict who has an affair with a rich 84-year-old woman who mysteriously dies, leaving a large estate behind to her family but gifts a priceless painting to the concierge. The family doesn't like this…