Ocean's Eight

Ocean's Eight ★★★½

Flimsy, fluffy, fun. The heist goes just as planned, even better, and nobody is onto them, so the only tension is the audience trying to figure out if Debbie (Sandra Bullock) and Lou (Cate Blanchett) are supposed to be lovers or if Cate herself just brings an undeniable lesbian energy to everything. It's not great, but it's definitely not bad, most of the entertainment value comes from awesome women coming together looking hot and stealing shiny stuff and showing off their amazing outfits, and if that's not your thing, get out of my face.

Ideas for the sequel, Warner Bros pls hire me:
- make it gay you cowards
- add Janelle Monae in any role for any reason. i don't care if all she does is have a lady suit showdown with Cate Blanchett just get her on board
- bring Rihanna in that red dress back
- more of Awkwafina she was cute
- bring Amy Adams to be the Lois Lane she deserves to be and be like, hot on their tail or something. this really needed some non-homoerotic conflict
- another scene where they explicitly reject the idea of bringing on any men lmao

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