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  • Wings of Desire
  • The Thing
  • The Taking of Pelham One Two Three
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  • Pig

    ★★★★

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night

    ★★★★

  • The Holiday

    ★★★

  • Fight Club

    ★★★★

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  • Gremlins

    Gremlins

    ★★★★

    What do I want?? I want to be in a movie theater full of gremlins, and we’re all watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and we’re singing along to “Heigh-Ho,” and popcorn’s flying, and everyone’s laughing, and one gremlin’s wearing 3D glasses for no reason, and someone turns to me and says, “Being a gremlin is great, isn’t it?” And you know what? It is. It’s great to be a gremlin. We’re gonna live forever.

  • Evil Dead II

    Evil Dead II

    ★★★★½

    As a kid, I’d see Evil Dead II in video stores all the time. I wasn’t allowed to rent it, so I’d just stand in the aisle and look at the VHS art, staring at the weird skeleton guy on the front of the box; he had disturbingly human eyes. For years, I wondered about the skeleton man. “What’s his deal? What’s his name? Is he villain or hero? Does he have a personal life?” When I was 16, I finally watched…

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  • Pig

    Pig

    ★★★★

    Me, when Adam Arkin crushes his Ratatouille moment: 🥲

  • Silent Night, Deadly Night

    Silent Night, Deadly Night

    ★★★★

    A nasty-ass, low-budget, fun-as-hell holiday slasher that disdains (1) the catholic church, (2) holiday consumerism, (3) sexual repression, (4) the sorry state of mental-health support in this country, and (5) trigger-happy police officers. Spectacularly bad movie. I loved it. Watched this after The Holiday as a palette cleanser.

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