• Evil Dead Rise

    Evil Dead Rise

    ★★★★

    a big one for fans of bloody final girls

  • Sherlock, Jr.

    Sherlock, Jr.

    ★★★★½

    i would of lost my mind if I saw that banana peel gag in 1924

  • Trainspotting

    Trainspotting

    ★★★★½

    what if they just went for that hike with tommy?

  • Apollo 13

    Apollo 13

    ★★★★

    y’know . actually . fuck that

  • Monkeybone

    Monkeybone

    ★★

    I would hit monkeybone with my car

  • The Big Lebowski

    The Big Lebowski

    ★★★★½

    and where was walter on January 6th????

  • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

    ★★★★★

    the boys were right ……. i understand it now

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    a great movie if u ever wanted to see famous nfl qtr back, joe burrows , get shot by keanu

  • Men in Black

    Men in Black

    ★★★★½

    Vincent d'onofrio with the best man who’s actually just a bunch of cockroaches in a skin suit performance

  • Mad Max

    Mad Max

    ★★★

    we need to start bullying people more who skip this or completely ignore it

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★½

    scoresby, average carlton blues supporter

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★

    girlboss, malewife and a secret third thing