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Favorite films

  • Burial Ground
  • Carnal Games
  • What the Peeper Saw
  • Strip Nude for Your Killer

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  • The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    ★★½

  • Hitcher in the Dark

    ★★★★

  • Jackass Number Two

    ★★★★★

  • Thanksgiving

    ★★★½

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  • The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    ★★½

    SMASH SMASH SMASH
    Kai has saved the day!
    CASH CASH CASH
    Jimmy Kimmel, go away!
    TRASH TRASH TRASH
    Kardashians in the way!
    BASH BASH BASH
    Attorney gone today!
    CRY CRY CRY
    Address the same for life!
    WHY WHY WHY
    The jailbird... now in strife!

    HatchetForTheHoneymoon/ 10

  • Hitcher in the Dark

    Hitcher in the Dark

    ★★★★

    Super downbeat abduction flick by Umberto Lenzi with an ending so grim that producer Joe D'Amato insisted Lenzi give it a slightly less ugly final scene. Now, when Joe D'Amato says this shit was originally too unsettling for him, you know you've got a winner on your hands, amirite!

    22 year old Mark Glazer is a Winnebago driving psychopath with a penchant for knock-off RayBans, Polaroid photography, kidnapping, rape and murder. Yep, typical dude from Virginia. We meet Mark at…

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  • Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell

    Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell

    ★★★★★

    Shinichi Fukazawa's love letter to Sam Raimi. Shot on video in 95, edited in 2005, released in 2009, and finally, finally available on a modern digital format in 2017, I can't believe it took me til 2020 to have an opportunity to abuse my eyeballs with this shit! Yep, everything you've heard about this is true; it's very Evil Dead-ish. It's incredible that this was ever even released. It's got stop motion. It's got gore. It's got arterial blood spray.…

  • The Iron Rose

    The Iron Rose

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "They say that the stars are gods, sending us signals..." - Karine

    Boy meets Girl.
    At a wedding.
    Boy takes Girl on a date.
    In a cemetery.
    Boy and Girl fuck in an underground crypt, lose track of the time, desecrate graves & corpses, then lose their minds.
    Girl buries Boy alive in aforementioned underground crypt.
    Then dances, humming around the cemetary in the foggy daybreak hours.
    Girl joins Boy in underground crypt.
    Flowers.

    Rudimental. Raw. Spartan. Devoid of conventional narrative…