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  • The Matrix Revolutions

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  • Cherry Falls

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  • The Matrix Reloaded

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  • The Matrix

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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    The cinematic equivalent of a slaughterhouse.Β 
    A viscious assault on the senses.Β 


    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the epitome of horror. Gritty, brutal, and expertly crafted. The world of this film feels like a fever dream, smoldering and dry, with flies buzzing around its many decomposing animal carcasses. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre shows no sign of aging, it’s more visceral and intense than nearly any other to come before or after. It’s been said to death, but the lack of…

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

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    A unique, sprawling masterpiece of dread and unhinged creativity.

    This is an incredibly patient, creeping psychological horror piece that is totally unlike anything I’ve seen in recent memory. This film plays with concepts and motifs that seem almost alien to each other, but wraps them inside this gut churning Kurosawa-like monolith of impending doom.

    The atmosphere was set perfectly for my experience with this film, home alone in a big dark house, wrapped in blankets and the only light being…

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  • The Matrix Revolutions

    The Matrix Revolutions

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    Almost as great as the first. Spectacular action, great visuals and effects work, and the thematic elements work really well. My only real complaint is the mech battle is 30 minutes long. It’s pretty awesome, but overstays its welcome tenfold. Really loved the goth club shootout, and the Dragonball Z end fight.Β 

    Really great stuff, and kind of underrated. A nice bookend to follow a massively disappointing sequel.

  • Cherry Falls

    Cherry Falls

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    Still my favorite of the post-scream slasher craze. Yes, I like this more than Scream. It’s intense, Brittany Murphy is downright astounding as the lead, the twists are great, there’s a shocking level of pain and sadness to the story here, and the finale is out of control, having one of the best killer reveals ever.

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  • Irreversible

    Irreversible

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    I never want to see this again.

    It’s perfect.

    I never want to see it again.Β 

    I hate you.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

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    Easily the best Marvel movie of all time, absolutely loaded with fan service and UNBELIEVABLE high stakes and drama. The best of the MCU trilogy by far, and when fan favorite Mr. Harrington shoved that medieval spear up Goblin’s ass and fucked him to death, the whole theater was in an uproar!