Favorite films

  • Welcome to the Dollhouse
  • Nashville
  • Gummo
  • Palookaville

Recent activity

  • Cassandra's Dream


  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe


  • The Black Phone


  • Wedding Crashers


Recent reviews

  • Hot Pursuit
  • Memory



    I can't abide the horrible writing (no security cameras in such important places? How did they get onto the fancy yacht party no questions asked?) but man what a rush. It's so gratifying to watch an action movie by a director who cares about things like style, setting, COSTUMES! Hell even the extras just felt alive in this. Not a slouch on the thematic strokes either. Liam is what Seagal should have become after 2002.
    "This town is starting to look like Afghanistan."
    "Because memory is a motherfucker and justice isn't far behind."

Popular reviews

  • Blackhat



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Blackhat is indeed too beautiful for this world, which is why everyone rejected it. "Too cold", they said. "Not realistic" they said. I struggle to understand what went through the mainstream critics' mind during Hathaway and Lien's first sex scene, which came at a time they were waiting until dawn for an international flight. It was out of necessity that they found each other, and their physical chemistry couldn't have been more perfect. It was beautiful.

    And then there was…

  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower

    The Perks of Being a Wallflower


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