Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 05 Mar 2018 4

  I love Willem Dafoe with all my heart. He looks like he has, at some point in his life, eaten a person whole.

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  Eighth Grade 2018

  ★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2018

  When I was in eighth grade I had hair down past my shoulders and was in love with a Croatian boy the year below me who then moved schools and I never saw him again. Make a movie out of that Burnham you coward.

Recent reviews

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  A Haunting in Venice 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  I mean say what you like but he's definitely the most fuckable of the poirots

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  The Nun II 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Sep 2023

  Unlocking new kinks seeing how good taissa farmiga looks in that nun getup

Popular reviews

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  Léon: The Professional 1994

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Nov 2017 3

  I was intensely worried throughout for the wellbeing of his plant.

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  Triangle 2009

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Dec 2017 2

  Somehow both very clever and very mediocre, this film reminds me a lot of myself.