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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★½

    I love Willem Dafoe with all my heart. He looks like he has, at some point in his life, eaten a person whole.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★

    When I was in eighth grade I had hair down past my shoulders and was in love with a Croatian boy the year below me who then moved schools and I never saw him again. Make a movie out of that Burnham you coward.

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  • Your Date Is Here

    Your Date Is Here

    ★★★½

    I'd like to think I'm quite clever but if you sit me down in front of a cursed, haunted board game then you best believe I'm playing that shit.

  • Portal to Hell!!!

    Portal to Hell!!!

    ★★★

    Sitting in the staff room after teaching kids maths watching short films on my phone to avoid talking to people again are we?

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