Favorite films

  • Close-Up
  • A Woman Under the Influence
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Margaret

Recent activity

  • The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On

  • Prey


  • Mean Streets


  • Bad Lieutenant


Recent reviews

  • The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On

    The Emperor's Naked Army Marches On

    He had taken proper steps to execute him

    You can’t fight in here, this is the war memorial

    Significantly more judo moves on elderly war criminals than in the entire Michael Moore oeuvre

  • Prey



    Fun! I'm sure it's a pain for the people who worked very hard on it but I kinda like that this is technically dtv, it has a bit of that Albert Pyun spirit. Good dog.

Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    “I’m going to run this stop sign.”

    “I trust you.”

  • Ambulance



    Michael Mann would have taken this premise and made it into a chess match written on a city between very different types of professional. Walter Hill would have made a 100-minute movie about three people in a confined space shifting power dynamics while facing constantly mounting obstacles. William Friedkin would have made a process-oriented procedural that freaks out a couple times to do one of the most unsafe car stunts ever put to film. George Miller would have *started* at…