Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Master of Disguise 2002

  ½ Watched 16 Jan 2020 4

  Adam Sandler threatened if he didn't get nominated for UNCUT GEMS,
  "If I don’t get it, I’m going to fucking come back and do one again that is so bad on purpose just to make you all pay!"

  As this movie was produced by Happy Madison, one can only assume, Sandler is a time traveling Warlock and this film was his vengeance. Thrust upon an unaware society that was being punished for crimes 18 years in the future.

  Bow to his power! Fear his wrath!

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Mar 2022 3

  🎼"No one knows what it's like
  To be the BATMAN
  To be the sad man
  Behind caked black eyes
  And no one knows what it's like
  To be an orphan
  To be pumped full of endorphins, while I beat down guys...

  "For my dreams they are as violent
  As my ass-kickings seems to be
  I have Wingsuits, gadgets and a muscle car
  For I am vengeance
  This movie challenged me to hold my pee..."

Recent reviews

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  The Ghost of Yotsuya 1959

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2023

  🎼"lemon...you poisoned Oiwa in the pale moonlight...it was lemon...who cut down Takuetsu without much fight...
  A ronin with no honor, who murders her father...through her ghost, he can see the villain he's become...hiding on snake mountain, he swings at spirits...till two vengeful children come and stab you in the tits...lemon..."

  Decade:02 - 1950s

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  Viva Villa! 1934

  ★★★ Watched 21 Sep 2023

  "Awful lot of honkies in here."

Popular reviews

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2023 4

  Fucking Kyle, man…fucking Kyle.

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Feb 2021 13

  Advance screening. Stay silent and be like Leatherface, put on a "mask."