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  • The Green Ray
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  • In the Mood for Love

    In the Mood for Love


    love as gleaned from the spaces inbetween: silhouettes passing on a staircase, two bodies in the backseat of a cab. slope of shoulders and the back of a head; the glance of a face, a feeling, fleeting. under Wong Kar Wai's attention, In the Mood for Love becomes the careful arrangement of nothing into something, of something into everything. longing is visible, tension is tangible. words can be whispered, unheard but understood. if cinema is for anything, it is for this.

Recent reviews

  • Love and Leashes

    Love and Leashes


    seohyun is infinitely charming, and it was nice to see BDSM treated with empathy in such a mainstream platform. ultimately it wasn't quite as sexy as it felt like it wanted to be, but still a fun, sweet ride regardless (and one of the better rom coms to come out in a while). if you've got some time to kill on a lazy saturday afternoon, this one is for you.

  • News from Home

    News from Home


    the loneliest film in the world

Popular reviews

  • Caché



    At this point, I should just tattoo Michael Haneke's name across my ass because he fucking owns it. 

    Caché is a tricky, tricky film, and Haneke is a tricky, tricky director. He loves to play games with his audience, much like a cat with a mouse. He relishes revealing the part we play as viewers, and consequently calling into question the act of viewership itself. Wheras Funny Games forces us to engage with our participation in film violence (specifically films of the…

  • Rope



    this is the gayest thing I've ever seen