Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • The Lion King
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • Black Widow

    ★★½

  • Eternals

    ½

  • The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

    ★★

  • Loki

    ★★½

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  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    ★★½

    Some interesting character building in the first couple of acts, and the opening sequence was honestly pretty enjoyable. However it falls off the rails fast and hard, starting with Natasha falling off a four-story building, smashing into every steel obstacle on the way, then the concrete, and just getting up and walking around. Falling can't hurt main characters!

    The final act is a mess of CGI noise, *terrible* green-screen, and some really laughable line deliveries ("It's been fun!" "NooOOoOO!")

    I watched this right after watching Eternals though, so comparatively, this in an amazing and exciting thrill-ride of a Marvel film.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    80 full human minutes into this movie, I looked at the runtime and realized that it was not quite halfway over.
    I then also realized that we still hadn't been introduced to two of the main characters.
    This is, by far, the single-most tedious and tiresome entry in the MCU to date - not least of all because somebody decided we needed *NINE* main characters and a backstory spanning *the entirety of human history* and that this was all best-served…

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  • My Hero Academia: Two Heroes

    My Hero Academia: Two Heroes

    ★★★½

    This is some anime bullshit - but it's exactly the anime bullshit you came here for.

  • Brightburn

    Brightburn

    Cynical, lazy, predictable, and worst of all, uninteresting.

    Its predictable because it suffers the same fate as every Superman story - the hero/villain is too powerful, there is nothing in the story that can interfere with him, and so all the violence and destruction is just BORING.

    It's lazy because nobody involved with the movie bothered to Google the first fact about Kansas, but still chose to set the movie in Kansas - then shoot everything in dense pine forests…