horror • schlock • noir • thrillers • heist movies
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Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Conversation
  • In a Lonely Place
  • Prince of the City

Recent activity

  • Little Black Book


  • 27 Dresses


  • I Love You, Man


  • Still Waiting...


Recent reviews

  • Little Black Book

    Little Black Book


    Simply cannot fuck with the stupidity of plots that rely on heavily on a very specific and instantly outdated piece of technology.

    Weirdly almost not terrible, mostly due to a very solid cast. Holly Hunter just unfuckwithable, even in this. Why is this whole movie about Carly Simon?

  • 27 Dresses

    27 Dresses


    Heigel is so deeply unlikeable on screen that it comes as no surprise that she's impossible to work with and everyone hates her. One of the most impressive career craterings in modern film history - from this $165M hit to made for streaming thrillers in under a decade. A new frontier in self owns.

    Two stars here for Judy Greer alone.

    James Marsden's hair needs a new agent.

Popular reviews

  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir


    Good dark and meandering romantic dramas should definitely make you feel sick and sad and angry at everyone, which The Souvenir very much does.

    Being a posh scumbag junkie living off a naive rich girl half your age? There are worse things to do with your life.

    Great soundtrack, apart from the opera.

  • Old



    The comedy of the year. Absolutely baffled that people I respect liked this. Possibly the shittiest dialogue of any of his films. "I need my calcium!!" Unrelentingly stupid.