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  • Elf
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • There Will Be Blood

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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★½

  • The Black Phone

  • Dark Water

  • Nope

    ★★★★

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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★½

    In this I can recall a friend from school who, while we walked the chilled evening streets of a neighborhood in Harrisonburg, said that she would like to be able to walk the same paths every day and see something new in the same lampposts.

    ————

    The trees are coming into leaf
    Like something almost being said;
    The recent buds relax and spread,
    Their greenness is a kind of grief.

    Is it that they are born again
    And we grow…

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    Now I’m about to hop over to watch marcel the shell with shoes on

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★½

    I had a shroom trip like that once

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I find your lack of [commitment] disturbing.

    Maybe 4 beats worked emotionally in a "if only they set that up, then it would be so cool" kind of way.

    Mystery boxes are all filled with doo-doo.

    I am most upset that this film mostly feels like a reaction to The Last Jedi complaints. "How do we piss off the least amount of people and win back our fambase?"

    You know what, the prequels are really pretty good. People hated them…