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The Suicide Squad 2021
it was terrible but i’m not there for the plot lol It’s all about margot robbie
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The Suicide Squad 2021
what are we, some kind of blockbuster which never quite correctly strikes the tonal balance between comedy and action, barely surpassing the first one?
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Old 2021
some of the boldest, brashest, most deranged american filmmaking in ages. shyamalan is actively, furiously resistant to the most basic tenets of hollywood form, extrapolating his earliest tendencies (like keeping actors off-screen while they deliver dialogue to the person who's on camera) to new extremes, and coming up with startling compositions that push the subjects of a shot to the absolute edges of the frame, even of visual comprehension. this is m. night in full gonzo mode, like if the…
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Lightyear 2022
I hope Pixar doesn’t screw this up. Here's how:
- Don’t use any 2001: Space Odyssey references, Wall.E already use that, use Star Wars references.
- Don’t shove this PG-13 rating down my throat, make it PG.
- Take the origin story seriously.
- Make sure Chris Evan’s voice feels genuine for Buzz Lightyear.
- Use the A113 and Pizza Planet Truck Easter Eggs, use Toy Story references like Buzz using its same line as inner voice and had John Ratzenberger in.
- Release it in theaters only for crying out loud, the pandemic is dying out lol. -
Cruella 2021
i think the “why would disney make a sympathetic movie about a puppy killer? 😡” faux-outrage is the biggest SNOOZE!! you think they’re actually gonna show her killing puppies? really? think about this for more than 5 seconds then criticize this 324-billion dollar corporation for ANYTHING else! we’re drowning in a sea of reheated, lukewarm content and you’re mad at the one that lets emma stone do deranged glam-punk camp? grow UP and have some FUN!
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Mare of Easttown 2021
i can’t believe kate winslet came out of nowhere and is about to steal your faves emmy
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