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christmas di leo ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…โ˜ƒ๏ธ

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๐Ÿ“ผ film bro ๐Ÿค™
๐Ÿ˜„ emoji boy ๐Ÿง’๐Ÿป
๐Ÿšฎ trash lover ๐Ÿ˜
๐ŸŒฎ taco buff ๐Ÿคค

easiest way to make friends with me: quote movies and/or The Simpsons.

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Casino
  • The Thing

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  • GoodFellas

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  • The Ice Road

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  • Love Hard

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  • Batman Returns

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  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

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    "I can't believe this. What are ya stupid or what? Excuse me. Excuse me. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off! Didn't I tell ya not to get anything big? Didn't I tell ya not to attract any attention? In two days, one guy gets a fucking caddy another one gets a $20,000 mink. Bring it back. Bring it back! I don't care what you do with it, bring it where you got it before, get it outta here! I don't care! You understand? Get it outta here!"

    one of the best christmas sequences of all-time.

    ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ’ผ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ฐโ„๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ–๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿš

  • The Ice Road

    The Ice Road

    yes i know, this isn't a christmas movie. i totally didn't prepare for the assignment today. but it has ICE in the title and it takes place in the winter wasteland of manitoba, canada, which is kinda in close proximity to the north pole, so close enough. in the right hands, The Ice Road could have been a solid 90s throwback to the "man vs. the elements" genre but sadly, it just ends up being a real dud. removing someโ€ฆ

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  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

    p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.

    ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ”ซ

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    dear carey mulligan,

    feel free to spit in my coffee any day of the week.

    xoxo

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