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this thing is absolutely fucking nuts and such a trashy delight. it's lithgow's literal joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! you also get a sneak peek of some denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off. i can't even begin to scratch the…
EPISODE 32 OF THE CINEFLEK PODCAST IS OUT NOW!!!
"You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll!!!"
"I can't believe this. What are ya stupid or what? Excuse me. Excuse me. Take it off. Take it off. Take it off! Didn't I tell ya not to get anything big? Didn't I tell ya not to attract any attention? In two days, one guy gets a fucking caddy another one gets a $20,000 mink. Bring it back. Bring it back! I don't care what you do with it, bring it where you got it before, get it outta here! I don't care! You understand? Get it outta here!"
one of the best christmas sequences of all-time.
yes i know, this isn't a christmas movie. i totally didn't prepare for the assignment today. but it has ICE in the title and it takes place in the winter wasteland of manitoba, canada, which is kinda in close proximity to the north pole, so close enough. in the right hands, The Ice Road could have been a solid 90s throwback to the "man vs. the elements" genre but sadly, it just ends up being a real dud. removing some…
Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting jared leto as mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. he's straight-up doing wop-face here! issa me! paolo gucci-o! i wanta expressa myself! doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! gelato! choco-latte! cana youa tell imma italiano?! 🤌🏼
p.s. i'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.