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  • Bad Santa
  • Die Hard
  • Gremlins
  • Jingle All the Way

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  • The Year Without a Santa Claus

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  • Cocaine Bear

  • Meet the Fockers

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  • Meet the Parents

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  • Extreme Prejudice

    Extreme Prejudice

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    "I TOLD YOU BEFORE, AMIGO! I'M IN TOO DEEP!"

    TUNE IN AND LISTEN TO ME AND THE BOYS FROM ACTION, ACTION (JAMES, DUSTIN AND JOHN) AS WE TALK ABOUT ONE OF WALTER HILL'S MOST UNDERSEEN AND UNDERRATED 80s BANGERS: EXTREME PREJUDICE!

    Click on the links at the bottom to have a listen! ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ”ฝ

    A Texas Ranger. A Narcotics Kingpin. Both former childhood friends and now on opposite sides of the law. Not enough of a draw for you? Okay then,โ€ฆ

  • Ricochet

    Ricochet

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    CHECK OUT ME AND THE ACTION, ACTION BOYS (DUSTIN, JAMES AND JOHN) TALK ABOUT ONE OF THE MOST BAT-SHIT CRAZY AND FORGOTTEN ACTION MOVIES OF THE 90s, RICOCHET! Links for the episode available below! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ

    This thing is absolutely fucking demented and such a trashy delight! It's Lithgow's literal Joker audition, he is a fucking madman in this thing! You also get a sneak peek of some Denzel dick and him stripping down to his underwear while in a stand-off.โ€ฆ

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  • The Year Without a Santa Claus

    The Year Without a Santa Claus

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    How embarrassing is it that my first exposure to this Christmas classic was from the scene in Batman and Robin where Mr. Freeze is conducting his freezing-cold goons to sing Mr. Snow Miser inside of his Snowy Cones Ice Cream Factory lair?

    ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒจ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅถโ„๏ธ

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear

    The Edge 2: Bart The Bear's Coke-Fueled Revenge

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    VIRAL TIKTOK CHALLENGE *GONE WRONG* ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ *MUST WATCH* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

    ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโค๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๐ŸŒฌ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฅณโ›ˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒซ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿง”โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ—’โœ–๏ธ๐Ÿ–‹๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ“ฑโ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ช

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

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    Illumination really fucked themselves by not casting Jared Leto as Mario because he's absolutely DEDICATED to this goomba performance. He's straight-up doing wop-face here! Issa me! Paolo Gucci-o! I wanta expressa myself! Doesa elephant a-shit inna jungle?! Gelato! Choco-latte! Cana youa tell imma italiano?! Oh! ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

    P.s.: I'm beyond amped for the inevitable House Of Gucci porno parody: House Of Cucci.

    ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿง“๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿ›๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ”ซ