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  2 Fast 2 Furious 2003

  ★★½ Watched by Steve P 17 Feb 2022 10

  2 Stupid 2 Review

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  Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms 2006

  ★★½ Watched by Steve P 06 Feb 2022

  Podcast Macabre 2022 Horror Challenge 6/52
  36. An animated film

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  I’m not paying for this shit! Films I’ve watched for free on IMDb TV

  Like many I’m still a little heartbroken that Guillermo del Toro didn’t make a third Hellboy film but despite the original cast lending their voices this doesn’t really fill the void. Cartoon Network standard animation with pretty lifeless backgrounds. Some of the characters look a bit off with Liz looking decidedly like Kim Possible. 

  While…

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  The Elephant Queen 2018

  ★★★½ Watched by Steve P 06 Feb 2022

  Frog foam sex orgies.

  Once seen… can never be unseen.

  An Apple TV documentary telling the journey of a family of elephants in the African savannah that have to leave their waterhole due to drought and journey 200 miles to safer lands. The visuals are spectacular but the script is a bit too close to the Disneynature docs for my tastes, with overly cute anthropomorphizing of the animals. Obviously whoever decided to name the slow and lackadaisical gosling Steven can…

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  Finch 2021

  ★★★½ Watched by Steve P 05 Feb 2022

  The world has become a virtually uninhabitable radioactive wasteland… it feels all to close in the Apple TV Tom Hanks vehicle Finch. 

  Finch (Tom Hanks) knows how to survive in the post apocalyptic world but time waits for no man… and neither does exposure to lethal levels of radiation. Before he dies, he builds a robot (voiced by Caleb Landry Jones) that will be able to care for the one thing he still truly loves: his adorable rescue doggie Goodyear.…

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  Ice Age 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched by Steve P 16 Apr 2017 7

  Much better than I remembered. Then again any film is improved by listening to my daughter laughing her head off throughout.

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  Thunderball 1965

  ★★½ Rewatched by Steve P 24 Apr 2017 8

  Nobody ranks Bond better for Bond-a-thon

  Quick question first... Is "You swim like a man" the worlds worst attempt at a pick up line?

  Right, I thought it would be fitting to review this one underwater... So scuba diving gear on... here we go

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