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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Chungking Express
  • Daisies
  • Miami Vice

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  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

  • The Last Airbender

  • Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

  • Bottoms

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  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    obviously not a great movie but Wan will *always* cook with the action and for some reason, this and THE MEG 2 are the only mainstream blockbusters to directly invoke and (lol) "tackle" climate change. gets very fun with the colorful spectacle and monster shenanigans. Wan stanning PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES to the point where he just has bad guys wear the same suits but underwater... lol ilysm king. orm naruto running is so good.

  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    Well… it’s not very good. There is still something to be said about the blocking, costuming and effects work being pretty remarkable for a production that otherwise cannot function properly on its own merits as a piece of narrative art. Zero purpose in its existence beyond us getting to point and say, “at least it’s not the worst live-action version of this franchise anymore.”

    I stand by everything I said in the podcast retrospective 

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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return

    ★★★★★

    “Through the darkness of future past
    The magician longs to see
    One chance out between two worlds
    Fire walk with me.”

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN “TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN”

    In the original run of Twin Peaks David Lynch and Mark Frost were never going to say who killed Laura Palmer. Only after pressure from executives at ABC did they reveal the murderer. Lynch called Laura Palmer’s death “the goose that laid the…

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The best part of TRANSFORMERS 3 is when the villain begs for his life and Optimus Prime shoots him in the fucking head.