• Hellraiser

    Hellraiser

    ★★★½

    Oh yeah, I like CBT... Cenobite Box Torture.

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    I can't believe that they got a guy without any charisma to be not-jigsaw.

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Spent the majority of this film pointing out how the characters could have been saved and jokes about gameboys. 10 outta 10.

  • Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology)

    Psyched by the 4D Witch (A Tale of Demonology)

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Let's fantasy fuck" and "She pulled the snake out of her rectum" are quotes that will inspire me for years on end.

  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    ★★★★★

    Neil Breen is here to deliver a breathtaking film tackling such impactful topics such as environmentalism, political corruption, and human desperation. Nothing was more stunning than the bold choice for reused shots to make us contemplate the ethics within our society, and not to pad out the run time. It's a movie that will change your life for the better after viewing. The quality of this epic is equivalent to The Oddessy in the potential to think.

  • Friday the 13th Part 2

    Friday the 13th Part 2

    ★★★½

    This movie contains Jason's actual debut and it's a fun and murderous romp. There were some gruesome scenes, and the gore is even better than the last. The final showdown was also rather exciting. It is not without its flaws, however. Characters are glorified cardboard targets with how little development that they get. It's an assortment of flavors from horny teen to horny teen. The beginning feels a little lazy by reusing the final moments from the previous movie to pad out time.

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★★½

    This was a solid start to a fairly iconic series in the slasher sub-genre of horror that still holds up pretty well to this day.

  • Lisztomania

    Lisztomania

    ★★★★½

    This was quite the oddity, and as for oddities, they are usually my favorite. However, one complaint I have with the film would have to be the unnecessary Nazi part of the film. I for one enjoy a good curve ball, but this wasn't a very welcome addition.

  • Shrek Retold

    Shrek Retold

    I hated the fact thar this shrektacular film became ogre. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. 2014/10

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill

    ★★★½

    The captions were the best part of this film

  • Woke Up Dead

    Woke Up Dead

    I watched this movie back in 2010, before I really had much access to the internet. So, I never found out that this was a glorified compilation of the first season, making the awful cliffhanger even more bitter.

  • Freddy Got Fingered

    Freddy Got Fingered

    I love that so much money got put into this troll-film.