• Blackbird


    Bizarre James bond ripoff / hotel advert where nothing happens or makes sense, with more costume changes than de Niro in Casino.
    One star for Eric Roberts, you can tell he thinks this is a stinker and hams it up big time. Nothing wrong with getting that Lord of the Dance money.
    Flatley doesn't even do any of his signature jigs so what's the point.

  • Man on the Moon

    Man on the Moon


    Perfectly watchable and conventional biopic ruined by that Netflix behind the scenes documentary. Holy shit Jim Carrey seems insufferable.

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me


    Yeah baby one million dollars haha

  • The PriceMaster

    The PriceMaster

    The art of the deal.

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin



  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once


    drags a bit

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense


    Talking heads are the only band who's live records are better than the studio

  • Shrek 2

    Shrek 2


    When Shrek and his pals get arrested hell yeh

  • Gremlins



    The human scenes are so dull thank god for the gremlins

  • Rat Race

    Rat Race


    The greatest ending to a film ever. w2c one of them smash mouth x feed the earth jakcets?

  • Love Actually

    Love Actually

    New Labour

  • Santa Claus

    Santa Claus

    How did they do that??!!