Bullet Train

Bullet Train ★★

Brad Pitt has been slipping ( for the past 15 years or so ).
Now he is reduced to playing a bland flake along with a bunch of others that would make not the best of corn, in this cheesy dramedy, where even killing comes off as some joke.
It's so totally mindless and goofy that it would be a hard pill to swallow even for audiences with an appetite for similar trash.
Just to make it more incredible, every possible token is collected and served on Japan's Shinkansen ( Bullet Train ).
This is one of those rare times that I agree with David Ehrlich's review, but he is far more erudite than I, in expressing his dissatisfaction.

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