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Barbie 2023
Gerwig’s Gremlins 2? Probably not and I’m not saying this because I love that movie to death I swear, but this is still so much a deeply weird and often idiosyncratic “one for them” that it feels like it was smuggled past the studio executives even though it definitely wasn’t. Really, really adore this as a piece of design, with the costuming and production especially being top notch but everyone in the cast brings their A-game too and Gerwig almost…
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One False Move 1991
On first glance a sweaty, almost brutally straightforward thriller, slowly reveals itself as this sweltering southern noir that’s wrapped up in all kinds of grayness and ambiguity. Every action, exchange, even a glance is in some way motivated by characters acting on their prejudices or social status and it leads to the kind of tragic, violent conclusion that should’ve felt inevitable from the beginning. Always been a Bill Paxton fan but didn’t know he had a performance like this in…
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Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022
What happened here? So dull and what’s worse, lazy. The production quality is flat out awful. Everything looks cheap and plastic at best and at worst, more in line with embarrassing fan film. This Volume shit has got to go. Not an ounce of texture in any of these locations. Insane how in just a few years Star Wars has been reduced from THE film franchise to something resembling a SyFy channel level series. Not that’s there’s not a place…
