• American Made

    American Made

    Entertaining enough, and it’s fun to see Tom Cruise do something that asks him to be a bit more of a person than an action star, but every shot had me going “why it look like that”

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    Big laugh at Luther’s reaction to Benji asking why he has to be the one to play Lane. Big big laugh at the idea of Ethan Hunt’s bathroom plan going off without a hitch and him walking around with an Asian man’s face over his. Trying to look intimidating but having to keep his hands in his pockets the whole time.

    4 > 6 > 5 = 1 > 2 = 3 thank you!

  • Friday


    If there was any justice in this world, John Witherspoon would’ve received a lifetime achievement Oscar before he died. I’m so glad I didn’t see this as a kid. I would’ve repeated Chris Tucker’s delivery of “you got knocked the fuck out, nigga” every damn day at school. I went to school with too many white kids, it would’ve been a problem.

  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation


    Never gonna forget the raucous cheer in the theater when Alec Baldwin says “Ethan Hunt is the living manifestation of destiny.” Absolutely love them letting Cruise play it a little dazed after the underwater mission, and absolutely absolutely love that the big sequence they marketed the movie with, is the very first thing we see. The final resolution to this movie isn’t even a set piece or anything, it’s just talking and then running, and it still works. Ballsy!


  • Joker


    would be so scary if this guy was real

  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

    Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie is outstanding and the Dubai sequence is obviously the most memorable for good reason, but the thing that really impresses me every time is the Kremlin hallway sequence. A perfect example of feasible, well-designed futurism, and it’s shown to us in action so well that they never have to stop and explain how it works or why it would break down with multiple eye lines. Even makes for a great gag! Love this shit. Sandstorm sequence rules, jailbreak…

  • Best Sellers

    Best Sellers

    made cheyenne pick a movie and now we’re thirst watching this for aubrey plaza

  • Kedi



    I talk about this movie maybe once a month, and I still forget my favorite parts. Love that little cat pawing at the window of the restaurant.

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III

    Easily the most forgettable M:I movie. In part because JJ directs this like he was given the keys to the franchise five hours before production began, but in part because the script doesn’t care about you understanding… anything! Kind of a mess. Saved entirely by PSH– the flashback opening is extremely memorable for good reason and I LOVE the scene where Hoffman has to play Ethan Hunt in a PSH mask.

    Would’ve loved if they went all in on Ethan Hunt’s fake backstory of working for the Department of Transportation. “Babe I gotta go to… away. For a week. They’re… inventing a new… bus.”

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if my imaginary mind kids screamed at me so they could half-sing some boo boo fucking ice cream song with absolutely no coordination i’m putting them up for imaginary mind adoption. i invented you little shits. why are you bad at literally anything

  • RRR



    Spent like two weeks telling Cheyenne she HAD to go see RRR with me in theaters because the crowd energy was so electric, then we went to the Drafthouse and left at intermission because the crowd was dead silent. Only a light chuckling at Naatu Naatu!! Humiliating. At least by finishing it on Netflix I was allowed to recite all the misremembered facts I learned after the first screening. Did you know this movie took five years to shoot

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

    two drafts this time!