director, comedian, screenwriter, and then a fourth thing but this one is a joke. big dummy, not a cinephile.
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Nomadland 2020
when they say "money can't buy happiness" it's meant in a very direct and temporary sense, though it's crucially wrong in that money can unlock security and comfort in ways that can make you happy. but it can't buy freedom.
wealth is nothing more than a mound of dirt. and from atop that mound you can see so much more than you could from the floor. but you can't stand on top of the mound without it slowly eroding below…
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Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé 2023
I make a little game of thinking about celebs outside the film industry in terms of how their skill set would translate to 5 major production jobs (e.g. Taylor Swift would be a good writer and editor, Obama would be a good actor, Michael Jordan would be a great producer and a famed director whose process was seen as deeply abusive years down the line.) Beyonce is the one person I can think of who would be smack dab in the…
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Love Actually 2003
had avoided watching this movie for years until my friends made me do so tonight. but then we got high and talked over it all so my life has not changed significantly. crazy how no one has ever once talked about how this movie is actually problematic
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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023
one of the most overwhelming viewing experiences of my life, compounded by my inability (refusal) to pee for about 100 minutes. outstanding. another banger for the canon of guys who love to loudly recognize something (e.g. “that’s spider-man, from spider-man”)
edit: whoops almost forgot to add a very important note: if u look like rio morales, dm me…….
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Don't Worry Darling 2022
standing outside of the theater telling every white woman that leaves “so messed up. i would never do that to you”
