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  • WandaVision


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    why did that one guy try to shoot a kid

  • Selma



    Just had a conversation with my friend where she reminded me the reason we saw this movie in theaters was because she was having a bad day and wanted to see something that would make her realize other people have had it way worse. Absolutely fucking hilarious.

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    Too dumb to understand this. Said as much out loud when the movie ended and my friends confidently explained the synopsis, and I literally did not pick up on any of it. Felt like I was listening to freeform jazz only to have the lights come on and see everybody crying. It sure felt like a nice movie though! Everyone’s just bringing their A game here. Buckley is such a talent, and Toni Collette is one of the funniest actors we…

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

    if theaters were still open this review would probably be about how someone would groan “oh my god shut UP” or “this guy fucking SUCKS” every few minutes and the whole audience would burst into applause