• Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    hmm……armpit stab was fun :)

  • Midnight Mass

    Midnight Mass

    mike flanagan can do whatever he wants forever <3

  • Your Name.

    Your Name.

    my friend speaks japanese & was trying to describe the nuances i was missing with the subtitle translations of key scenes, which would have been super cool to share with you here now, but i was unfortunately (and unsurprisingly) crying too hard to hear him 😌

    breathtaking animation, soul-crushing (yet soul-healing!) story, characters you love and root for — an all-around banger i can’t believe i waited so long to check out!

  • Malignant


    spent the last 30 minutes screaming “FUCK YES!!! FUCK YES!!!!!” so thank you james wan!!!! as always, not for everyone, but certainly, unequivocally, For Me 😌🥰

  • Annette


    leos carax in the studio like “yeah this is weird as fuck, drop it”

    and i ate it up!!!!

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    harley killing someone with her thighs 😍❤️🥰

    they yet again gave rick flag nothing to do….justice for my suave king with excellent comedic timing joel kinnaman (returning harley’s hug with a gun rub on the back? fucking Genius)

    fun! visually interesting! superhero movies with gore & people saying “fuck” truly do give that little extra ~something~! overall not obsessed & have forgotten most of the characters already…..but the “practical” scene titles/location cards and k.flay needledrop took care of me 😌

  • Old



    i will not accept m. night slander in general BUT i will accept that i did not like this movie ❤️

  • Loki


    after discussing this every week & at length with my MCU-lovin’ friends — exploring the themes and lore and canon implications, the nuanced performances and captivating sequences — all i can say is this:


  • Black Widow

    Black Widow

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ok MY thoughts can be boiled down to “thank christ for the casting department & the casting department Only,” but since eric doesn’t write lb reviews i need to share his: “What I did on my summer vacation is…..”

    also, bc i laughed and am going to hell & therefore have to bring you all with me — re: the “poser” bit and human woman natasha romanoff falling multiple stories & landing on her feet, eric said “….should have done that in Endgame.”

  • Dead Silence

    Dead Silence

    me: literally never shuts the fuck up about being a Huge fan of the saw franchise & everyone involved
    also me: had never seen dead silence………

    most people would have roasted me within an inch of my life but eric just had a copy & some mango white claws ready to go, all while keeping the Donnie reveal a surprise — he is out here singlehandedly preserving the cinematic experience 😤👏

    this film slaps!! it’s got everything: a charlie clouser score, an…

  • Ultrasound


    tribeca 2021 — film #9

    holy FUCK i loved this!!! not gonna write much about it bc it’s a complete mindfuck you deserve to experience untainted — so just tuck that winning lottery ticket into your sock & check out the film as soon as you can 😌

  • Accepted


    tribeca 2021 — film #8

    this is a WILD ride of a documentary, as the filmmakers happened to be involved & already working on the film when the NYT expose dropped - and all hell broke loose for the students.

    driven mostly by the three main students we follow throughout their senior year, this film does a great job at covering all aspects of this case: the success stories, the victims, and the US educational and political climate it all exists…