because only a kid would think that "cartoons and toys forever but ONLY my favorite cartoons and ONLY my toys" is any different or better than what it took its prisoners away from.

because only a kid would think that keeping you from aging would be any better than growing into an adult.

because only a kid would honest-to-god answer "i can do whatever i want" when asked how and why they made things worse

because only a kid would make people play games with rules that dont make any sense, and then throw a fit when no one wants to play.

because only a kid would make someone check under the bed and then put the monster on top for a laugh.

because only a kid would draw a white block—with two big windows and one big door, set in the middle of nowhere—and call that a house.