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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    trying for a double feature of this and MAD GOD this month. i just think i should be killed by a giant rectangle. more to come

  • Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day

    31 years old yesterday. remembering that robert patrick was so fast that on their first take of the bike chase he actually ran up and caught edward furlong before the stunt car pulling him left the parking garage. everybody put everything into this. i wanna be that cool. i love this movie. i love you all. NO FATE

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  • Men

    Men

    you incurious facile gits have spent the last decade turning horror movies into buzzfeed questionaires you already know the results of. you have worked tirelessly as a kill agent for corporate outsider-dom to replace genuine sensation with "vibes" and "messages" and now your toil bears bruised, acrid, and spoiled fruit. dont you dare give me that flippant 2 star review like your hands are clean. you kept posting that toni collette fancam, you are *exactly* who they made this nutripaste…

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    alright first off the Synthients are kind of dumb. the one sati and niobe have literally looks like it's from skylanders. second off this is probably one of the best movies of all time