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  • The Thing
  • It Follows
  • Ready or Not
  • The Invitation

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  • Bullet Train

    ★★★½

  • Beetlejuice

    ★★★★

  • Sole Survivor

    ★★½

  • Halloween Ends

    ★½

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  • Disturbing Behavior

    Disturbing Behavior

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    absolutely lost my mind when Katie Holmes decked that lobotomized child

  • Cherry Falls

    Cherry Falls

    ★★★½

    God I love movies where everything just feels kind of off and nobody talks like a normal person.

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★½

    Sleep-inducing. This was difficult to get through, I could not wait for it to be over. I'm in awe at how bad this was. Maybe I shouldn't be, considering that there are many awful Halloween movies, but this was bad in such a bizarre, specific way that I'm not articulate enough to describe. Like, they really thought they did something here, didn't they? Corey Cunningham is one of the lamest characters I've ever seen in anything. The entire movie is…

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★½

    They kinda screwed over Valkyrie, huh? No arc, no character development, barely any importance to the plot. She was just vibing.

    Flawed as hell but I still enjoyed. For sure needed more Gorr though.

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  • Child's Play 2

    Child's Play 2

    ★★★★

    Kyle is the coolest, I love her.

    The setting for the finale is legitimately perfect.

  • The Butterfly Effect

    The Butterfly Effect

    ★★★½

    Is the director's cut the only movie where the moral of the story is straight up 'some people are better off having never been born'