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  • Hereditary
  • The Silence of the Lambs
  • Logan
  • Psycho

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  • Suicide Squad

    ★½

  • The Ruins

    ★★½

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★½

  • Blood Red Sky

    ★★★

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Ayer. You said you made your own Ayer Cut and say that it’s better than this version, right? Explain the writing credit on this very app that says “Writer: David Ayer” and let’s just say the script within this film kind of sucked.
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    Actually, it really sucked. I’m aware of the studio interference but you can’t put all of this films sloppiness into the studios’ hands. So how good would your version be? Would the writing be as…

  • The Ruins

    The Ruins

    ★★½

    Good concept, mediocre execution.
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    This is the perfect example of that simple phrase. The Ruins is made up of a brilliant premise that doesn’t reach its full potential due to a weak script, idiotic decision-making, and it’s characters who the audience ((my grandparents and I)) couldn’t find a shit to give about. The 2nd act was definitely the glue to this with the absolutely insane body horror that worked fantastically with this plot line and like- genuinely had me squirming…

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  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    It’s a movie called Tom & Jerry. Why in the absolute FUCK aren’t they the main characters? Instead, we get a bunch of half-assed hotel workers that were just incredibly dull and uninteresting and the production team ACTUALLY ((possibly)) thought we’d be interested in them.

    Serious Question :: How do you manage to screw up a remake/reimagining of a series with the SIMPLEST PREMISE?! It is about a cat, and a mouse, and that’s it. Do I like watching Ken Jeong, Michael Peña,…

  • A Classic Horror Story

    A Classic Horror Story

    ★★½

    **MINOR SPOILERS**
    Fucked Up Foreign Films — not really though, so I’m not giving this one a pass plus half of it is in English anyways so there’s factor as well.
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    There was a TikTok reference.
    Therefore, this is no longer what I’d consider to be some kind of A Classic Horror Story.
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    What looked like something that was ready to be another underrated gem of a torture flick turned out to be a disappointing piece of “censored”…