Favorite films

  • Design for Living
  • Rosemary's Baby
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Recent activity

  • 13 Ghosts


  • The Dark Mirror


  • The Killers


  • The Spiral Staircase


Pinned reviews

  • Talk to Me

    Talk to Me


    "It won't want to leave."

    Yoooooo, this is dope!!

    I went in completely blind -- no trailer, no plot synopsis, I didn't even know it was Australian. Just an A24 horror film that people like. With that, I was frankly expecting some slowburn...

    But naa, this movie is goddamn fun! This movie is cool! There be ghosts and shit, and they're here to fuck things up.

    Great premise, and an interesting metaphor for drug addiction (although I'd bet there are…

  • House



    Fuck it. Five stars. Nothing matters.

Recent reviews

  • 13 Ghosts

    13 Ghosts


    "There's a lion."

    Pure 60s camp! William Castle does not give a shit about your antiquated ideas of "quality" or "acting like people." William Castle is here to entertain, gimmicks and all.

    I now quote desperately want to see this with Illusion-O. I want to flicker the ghosts on and off and have fun with it. It's such a bizarre device, and I want to replicate it and pretend like I'm eight.

    The mean lawyer is the most despicable villain in cinematic history. What a dick. Don't trust adults who tell you to keep secrets from your family, kids.

  • The Dark Mirror

    The Dark Mirror


    "Mirror." "Death."

    The solid ending makes up for some extreeeeeeemely outdated and inaccurate psychobabble.

    The lack of any real mystery doesn't do the movie any favors either. There's never really any doubt about which sister is the killer. For a moment I thought they might pull a twist, but that goes away pretty quickly. I kinda wish they hadn't promised any mystery, since the gaslighting is a more interesting premise anyway.

    Not sure what the tone is here... I guess…

Popular reviews

  • The Nun II

    The Nun II


    Early screening via Brooklyn Horror Film Festival!

    This is legions better than the first movie, because the first movie is just very very bad. Many of you, myself included, will think it is a twist to learn that one character... was in the first movie. Which, again, I promise I actually saw.

    As a comfort watch, this is totally fine as yet another Conjuring U entry. As a movie, well I saw it a few hours ago and am already…

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    "Who gives a damn about the movies??"

    Seen through Brooklyn Horror Film Festival! And at Regal Union Square, my go-to theater from college, which is sadly shutting down soon. This might be the last time I see any movie there... and what a way to end it. (Fittingly, the college Tara goes to is a very clear stand-in for NYU, my alma mater, what with all the scenes at Washington Square.)

    This feels like they read my review for Scream…