Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Rat Catcher 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Sep 2023 3

  Yeah but could he catch my ex….

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  The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Sep 2023 8

  Benedict Cumberbatch in a complimenting blue dress …. Hear me out 🤤

Recent reviews

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  Doctor Who: The Giggle 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2023

  The hype has begun 

  What a fucking ride! I genuinely feel like my childhood is back! I honestly can’t wait for the new season which I haven’t felt for doctor who in years! I’ve had no interest since Matt smith and I’m not sure why but it is what it is! 

  Ncuti Gadwa is clearly gunna be a great Doctor and I don’t think there’s even a second guess! And I for one am gassed for it! 

  Also big shoutout to the Spice up your life sequence, it was brilliantly brilliant!

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  Tyrannosaur 2011

  ★★★ Watched 09 Dec 2023 2

  Not a single dinosaur in sight! I feel used.

Popular reviews

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  The Swan 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 Sep 2023 7

  How he didn’t get hit by that train, I don’t know! Because 4 inches is LOADS 👀 right….

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2023 6

  “Where I accidentally fingered my cousin” 
  

  Wildest line of dialogue of the decade! 

  Barry Keoghan guzzling cum infested bath water was not on my cinema 2023 bingo card 👀

  Going into this film is best to be blind! And holy fuck does it pay off! Everything about this was perfect! Every single performance is beyond perfection. The awkwardness is crazy to the extent it makes you feel cringed out and awkward yourself, almost drawing you into the room with the…